IPSG AGM

The Annual General Meeting of the Irish Playwrights' and Screenwriters' Guild takes place on Saturday 21st April at 2.30pm in the Irish Film Institute in Eustace Street in Dublin's Temple Bar.

Members of the Babysitters' Guild have announced in a press release that Apprentice (kid next door), Junior (little brother) and Retired (Granny and Granddad) members have had to be pressed into service to deal with demand. Woody's has announced that the sale of garden implements has fallen dramatically, despite the good weather*, as plans to weed the planter by the front door have been abandoned by writers all over the country. The Garda Traffic Bureau has warned motorists to be careful of a flood of writers on bikes trying to read their Chairperson's Report while careering down Dame Street.

* In a shock announcement the Met Office has stated that heavy rain, turning to sleet and snow, is predicted for next Saturday afternoon in the back gardens of all writers not at the Annual General Meeting of the Irish Playwrights' and Screenwriters' Guild which takes place on Saturday 21st April at 2.30pm in the Irish Film Institute in Eustace Street in Dublin's Temple Bar. We understand that all sporting fixtures which might have been broadcast that afternoon on any television service receivable in Ireland have been mysteriously cancelled.